Fun reports:

American journalists mixed up Slovakia and Slovenia before George Bush's official visit to Bratislava, which is actually the capital of Slovakia. All Slovakian newspapers wrote a couple of days ago that Americans would undoubtedly be aware of Slovakia's geographical position, when President Bush visits the country for the summit

The new hi-tech invention of the sex industry allows to enjoy the pleasure of "distant sex." Each kit contains: a computer board, headphones and a microphone for naughty communication online. Everything is complete with a vibrator or a vagina (depending on user's sex)

One of our officer's wives was pressing her husband's trousers one day, when she incidentally found a condom in a back pocket of the trousers. The woman immediately attacked her husband and started accusing him of adultery - the officer was not using condoms with her

The Moscow elite has recently celebrated three years of the Bohemian "Mon Cafe" - the favorite cafe of respectable oligarchs and progressive youth. The cafe has been renamed to "Prado Cafe." Russian tennis star Marat Safin, the winner of the prestigious Australian Open 2005 tournament

The administration of the Bremen zoo in Germany decided to purchase four female penguins from Sweden to put an end to homosexual activities among local penguins. There are five penguin couples living in Bremerhaven Zoo - three of them turned out to be homosexual

Pavel Bure, a well-known Russian hockey player, a star of NHL, sued Arbat Prestige - the network of perfume stores in Moscow. The hockey player believes that Arbat Prestige wrote a rather humiliating article about his relationship with tennis star Anna Kournikova. According to Bure, the article, which was published in the corporate newspaper of the perfume-selling company, insulted his honor

A fraudster decided to use the new law about the abolishment of public smoking to steal a very expensive watch. The incident occurred in Montenapoleone Street in Milan, where most expensive stores are located. A Russian-speaking customer entered one of the most prestigious jewelry stores and asked a salesman to show him the most expensive watch

The operating center of the Moscow rescue service has recently received a very strange, albeit a very funny call. A 25-year-old Muscovite called and said that his girlfriend had pushed an electric toothbrush up his anus. The toothbrush was turned on during the process

Three entrepreneurs from Sweden founded a company to manufacture beer especially for those of unconventional sexual orientation. 32-year-old Michael Hatmaker was the one to come up with the idea in the first place. He, along with his friends plans to produce special gay-beer under a trademark of “Queer Beer”.