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Let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel

Let s do it like they do on the Discovery channel

It is obvious that each human considers him or herself the king of beasts and the lord of nature.  Each man in his turn considers himself the sexiest creature on Earth. If only people knew about sexual deeds of the animals they would restrain their ardor


Maria Sharapova fights with Anna Kournikova over DVD cover

Maria Sharapova fights with Anna Kournikova over DVD cover

An American company sued Russian tennis player Maria Sharapova to manifest its right to use her photo and name in a DVD edition of the documentary devoted to Russian women in tennis


Most disgusting professions: semen-washers and manure inspectors

Most disgusting professions: semen-washers and manure inspectors

Every year American scientific journal Popular Science publishes ratings of the most popular and unpopular jobs. Today it presents the list of The Worst Jobs in Science. Human Lab Rat is the most unpopular job. Pharmaceutical companies have long relied on hard-up college students to act as guinea pigs.


Bad girls are fun in parties and sex, but boring in family life

Bad girls are fun in parties and sex, but boring in family life

Millions of girls that live on planet Earth and make men's lives better, brighter and healthier, can generally be divided into two major categories: good girls and bad girls. Of course, if a man meets one of the girls from the second of the two categories, his life will get nerve-racking, dull and sick


Men fantasize about many women; many women fantasize about one man

Men fantasize about many women; many women fantasize about one man

If a person has sexual fantasies it means that he or she has high libido. However, this concerns women specifically. Those women who fantasize about sex several times a day, let’s say, have stronger sexual appetite and may eventually receive the ultimate satisfaction from sex. Sexual fantasies help females get more pleasure from sex, just like it happens with males


Russian prisoner wins lottery ticket for a week of pleasure in London

Russian prisoner wins lottery ticket for a week of pleasure in London

Sergei, a prisoner serving his term, received a parcel with food last summer. There was also a pack of tea inside. When Sergei opened it, he found a lottery ticket inside. “I filled it and sent it out just for fun hoping to win an electric teapot or a coffee-machine, says the prisoner. - But Dame Fortune played such a joke with me that one could only imagine!,” Sergei said.


New Moscow toilets strike imagination with luxury and no water

New Moscow toilets strike imagination with luxury and no water

The toilet is divided into two parts, Asian and European respectively. There is just a hole in the ground in the first booth for those who prefer defecating while squatting. A regular bowl is installed in the other booth. Now pay attention. Water is not used in either case for flushing body wastes. The feces are removed by using special powder (another invention by Russians specialists). The use of powder keeps the bowl and vicinity spanking clean


Scientists make turtles become highly professional spies

Scientists make turtles become highly professional spies

Today turtles are subject of many scientific experiments: tamed turtles were even taught to obey commands. The equipment makes a turtle move along a motion path, whereas scientists control the animal's movements. Small cameras on shells allow scientists to see what is happening around the subjects of their research


Thai baker sells severed legs, hands and heads

Thai baker sells severed legs, hands and heads

Bakery products made by Wichai Singwong look horrible. His little bread-baking factory looks like a dissecting room. However, if you overcome your natural aversion and bite off a piece of a freshly baked head, an arm or a finger, you will immediately realize that this is rather delicious bread indeed


Black babes lose their African spirit and attraction in Moscow

Black babes lose their African spirit and attraction in Moscow

African prostitutes have lost their exotic qualities in Russia. Anyone can find dark-skinned fancy girls in almost every brothel. Russian men have been losing their interest in black women, thinking that they are no different than white women. In addition, clients often say that there is nothing that they can talk about with black women.


Sex is the best entertainment that humans could ever invent

Sex is the best entertainment that humans could ever invent

Fertilization stopped being the inevitable consequence of an act of love between a man and a woman as soon as humans invented reliable and harmless contraceptives. On the other hand, one does not need to have sex nowadays to have a child – a woman can get pregnant without a man now. One shall presume that the natural connection between sex and procreation will eventually disappear with the development of modern technologies.


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