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How a Cameroon Man Became a Blond Russian Girl

How a Cameroon Man Became a Blond Russian Girl

A cyber love affair had rather a sad ending for a 39-year-old English man. The man got acquainted with a Russian girl from St.Petersburg on the Internet. A bit later, the gentleman received some pictures of his cyber love


No Affirmative Action for Terrorist Group

No Affirmative Action for Terrorist Group

A separatist group operating in north-eastern India doesn’t has decided to no longer accept women into their ranks. The organization gives a very simple explanation: there have been too many instances when male terrorists fell in love with female members and gave up the armed struggle.


The Longer Your Relationship, the Worse Presents You Get

The Longer Your Relationship, the Worse Presents You Get

It is expected that representatives of the stronger half of mankind are to spend the most money on Christmas presents. According to research conducted by the British company BMRB Dynamic Marketing, males of the age from 16 to 34 are most lavish when it comes to Christmas presents


Generals Should Always Shave

Generals Should Always Shave

An interesting incident happened to Russian transport police officers during one of their regular spot-checks. In Murmansk-Moscow train, offices paid attention to a passenger dressed in Air Force lieutenant-general uniform


40 Dollars and Coffee-machine as Ransom for Kidnapped Cat

40 Dollars and Coffee-machine as Ransom for Kidnapped Cat

Thieves agreed to give back a stolen Siamese cat only when the cat’s owner paid a ransom at the rate of 40 dollars and a coffee-machine. At the beginning, those people demanded a ransom at the rate of 200 dollars; however after negotiations with the family where the cat lived, the people agreed to


Lorry Bumped Woman and Restored Her Eye-Sight

Lorry Bumped Woman and Restored Her Eye-Sight

A 53-year-old Thai woman was blind since the age of ten. Once, when the woman was on her way home from church, a lorry bumped her. The lorry driver managed to pull up immediately, so the woman didn’t fall under the wheels, she just


Americans Do Not Know, Where Iraq Is

Americans Do Not Know, Where Iraq Is

Pursuant to the results of the research, which was conducted by the American National Geographic Society, only thirteen percent of young Americans can find Iraq on a map of the world


Italian Prime Minister Sings Christmas Serenades for Charity

Italian Prime Minister Sings Christmas Serenades for Charity

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is going to give the Italian people special gift this coming Christmas: a compact disk with 14 Christmas songs sung by the prime minister


Save Ecology – Ride A Bamboo Bicycle

Save Ecology – Ride A Bamboo Bicycle

An Indian scientist from the Polytechnic Institute in the city of Kanpur designed an unusual bicycle of bamboo; he rides the bicycle when he is getting to his workplace, which is at the same time an active propaganda of a pollution-free transport


Crocodile Attacks Sleeping Fisherman

Crocodile Attacks Sleeping Fisherman

A crocodile bit the hand of a fisherman who fell asleep when fishing. The incident happened in the village of Tikhiye Prudy (Quiet Ponds) in the Ulyanovsk region


Celine Dion Works for McDonald’s

Celine Dion Works for McDonald’s

The visitors of one of McDonald’s restaurants in the town of Jupiter, Florida, have been surprised a lot recently. The people were shocked to see Celine Dion working behind the counter, packing burgers and fries. The pop diva was wearing an apron and a McDonald’s cap, taking money from startled visitors


Speeders to be Photographed in Kursk

Speeders to be Photographed in Kursk

A new device for registering the speed of cars was invented by the traffic police in the Russian city of Kursk. The new device radically differs from the old radar guns: it helps not only determine what speed cars are moving at, it can also take a picture of the car traveling too fast and even the driver


Two Prisoners Tried to Infect Guards with AIDS

Two Prisoners Tried to Infect Guards with AIDS

Two prisoners from the republic of Chuvashia were sentenced to more time in jail for their attempt to infect the guards with AIDS. The criminal file on Article 122 of the Russian Criminal Code (AIDS Infection) was a ground for a court trial in the republic for the first time


Want to Get Chicks? Learn to Blow Smoke Through Your Ears.

Want to Get Chicks? Learn to Blow Smoke Through Your Ears.

Some people are ready to come up very unbelievable tricks in order to gain popularity, and it makes no difference at that what kind of inventions these are. For instance, an Indian man learned how to smoke a pack of cigarettes uninterruptedly; at that, he even knows how to blow smoke out of his ears


Buy Another Day Instead of Die Another Day

Buy Another Day Instead of Die Another Day

The premier of the new James Bond movie became an impressive show. Die Another Day, the premier of which took place in London yesterday, became the 20th movie of the James Bond series


Plunderers of Sochi Parks to be Bedeviled

Plunderers of Sochi Parks to be Bedeviled

The municipal administration of Russia’s southern city of Sochi, the popular Russian seaside resort, is actively fighting against massive theft of rare and disappearing plants from the city parks and the nearby forests


Demi Moore Undergoes Massive Plastic Surgery

Demi Moore Undergoes Massive Plastic Surgery

Hollywood star Demi Moore looks gorgeous in her forties. Her stunning look might be explained with the fact that she has recently spent about 400 thousand dollars to look younger


Japanese Artist Hunts for Kisses

Japanese Artist Hunts for Kisses

A free-lance Japanese artist organized an action dedicated to body art on the whole and to body particularly. The artist is pursuing the goal of receiving as many French kisses as possible from citizens of the Belgian city of Mechelen. A large festival called “Porno Around The World” is soon to be held in the quiet Belgian city.


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