Just a funny joke about Bush

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a  robot  bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail,  and then asks  him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities. 

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your  IQ?"  The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, cars, beer, guns, and breasts. 

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him  and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." 

And the  robot says... real slowly... "So............... ya ...  gonna   ... vote .  for . Bush ..  again???"


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