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Cat gets King Tut tattoo on its chest

A tattoo artist tattooed a Don Sphinx cat. The cat’s owner asked the artist to make an Egyptian pharaoh tattoo on the chest of the pet. The 30-year-old owner of the cat named as Mickey can now hardly take his eyes off his tattooed treasure


Anna Kournikova kicks Enrique Iglesias out because of dogs

The singer has been dating Kournikova for six years already. The sweet couple decided to share one roof about six months ago. The dream went up in smoke very quickly: the willful Russian girl showed Iglesias the door


Woman kills her husband with killer-divan

A woman, who became a widow as she attempted to teach a lesson to her lazy husband, was convicted at a St. Petersburg court. The woman literally killed the man with a divan


Barack Obama’s grandfather ate Polish missionary, ministers in Poland joke

A political scandal is gathering pace in Poland. Officials of the Polish administration are accused of releasing racist statements against US President-elect Barack Obama. “Why does Barack Obama have Polish roots? Because his grandfather ate a Polish missionary.” This is the joke that Polish foreign minister tells his colleagues


Cockroach sacks dozens of TV reporters in Turkmenistan

The incident on the state-run television of Turkmenistan, a republic of the former Soviet Union, took place in the beginning of February. A group of employees working on the TV channel was fired; about 30 others were strictly reprimanded


Elderly man unveils ultra-rare picture of Marilyn Monroe hitchhiking naked

A 73-year-old man residing in Las Vegas caused a funny stir in the media this week, when he announced that he had found an ultra-rare nude photograph of Marilyn Monroe


Law bans dying in the Houses of Parliament

A ban on dying in the Houses of Parliament has been voted Britain's most ridiculous law.It beat off strong competition from the law making it an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the monarch's head upside down on an envelope.


'Nano toilet' becomes the most bizarre nano image ever made

'Nano toilet' won the Most Bizarre prize at The 49th International Conference on Electron, Ion and Photon Beam Technology and Nanofabrication Bizarre/Beautiful Micrograph Contest.


Dog brings home part of mammoth

A miniature dachshund out for a walk on a beach found a bone which turned out to be part of a woolly mammoth's leg. Daisy spotted the fossilised remains sticking out of a beach near the low tide mark


White House mistakenly releases Bush's phonetic guide to foreign names

George Bush's battle to pronounce complicated words has been laid bare after White House officials mistakenly released an unedited copy of his UN speech, complete with phonetic spellings.


Designers fight foot fungus with faeces, rotten fish and dead rats

Designers from a Philippine Ad agency created quite a dubious series of ad posters advertising an antifungal agent. They compared feet fungus with trainers made of faeces, flip-flops made of dead fish and slippers made of dead rats.


Russian-made police cars let criminals on Porsche escape police easily

The police were in hot pursuit involving gunfire and sports cars on the federal highway Moscow – Saint Petersburg on Wednesday. The perpetrators were speeding away toward Moscow. They managed to get away from the police who chased them down the road for nearly two hours.


Nail biters to be treated in a special treatment centre in the Netherlands

The world's first treatment centre for nail biters is to open in the Netherlands next month. Director of the new centre in Venlo, Alain-Raymond van Abbe of the Institute for Pathological Onychophagy (IPO) says he and his team have invented an aid to make nail-biting impossible.


Mikhail Gorbachev advertises Louis Vuitton bags to make his living

Mikhail S. Gorbachev, the last president of the Soviet Union is to appear in coming September magazines advertising Louis Vuitton bags. A decade ago, Mr. Gorbachev’s appearance in a Pizza Hut commercial was generally greeted as a low point in his career.


Muscular bronze stallion with weird human genitalia advertises provincial hotel

A bronze sculpture of a stallion holding a piece of rail in its mouth was built last week in the yard of Yar Hotel situated at the entrance to the Russian town of Voronezh. The 3.5-meter-high statue weighs more than 3 tons. The stallion has a short-cut tail and the well-marked reproductive organ which greatly resembles the one of a man.


Nude blonde visits petrol station creating public disturbance (PHOTOS)

A mysterious blonde paid a visit to a petrol station shop in the small eastern German town of Doemitz - wearing nothing but a pair of golden stilettos and a thin gold bracelet.


Kylie Minogue regularly travels 420 miles to walk her dog

Kylie Minogue is making 420-mile round-trips to the Paris home of her ex Olivier Martinez - just to walk his dog. The couple split after four years but Kylie, 39, is still besotted by his Rhodesian ridgeback pet Sheeba.


Student acquires Paris Hilton’s phone together with lots of hassles

Days after U.S. college student Shira Barlow got her new cell phone number, the party inquiries, birthday wishes and late-night calls started arriving. Barlow had unwittingly inherited the old phone number of celebrity hotel heiress Paris Hilton -- and messages from well-wishers and foes alike are still flooding in five months later. [Funny stories]


Breast enlargement becomes most common graduation gift in Italy

Breast enlargement is now the most common graduation gift for girls who pass their secondary school exams in Italy.Boob jobs have knocked cars and summer holidays back into second and third places respectively. [Funny stories]


Worker slept in cupboard for 8 months avoiding security

A hard-up British Airways worker slept in a works' store cupboard for nearly eight months. Stephen McNally, 30, bunked down among computers and photocopiers to avoid security. [Funny stories]

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